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Finally getting on a roll. This looks like a perfect week to Buy low-Sell High
Jacksonville Jaguars +7.5
Never ask a shitty team to win.....but Texas Tech brings its high flying offense to Florida with a 2-0 record but has bigger things to do next week against their division rival Rams. Jax hasn't gotten off of the bus. Urban is one more loss away from getting terminal diarrhea and saying fuck it.
The red raiders come out flat and squeak out this one. Buy Low...Sell High
Detroit Lions +7.5
Ravens coming off two tough games against the Raiders and Chiefs. Now they get an 0-2 out of conference contest with a bunch of guys out and a QB that has had the squirts all week. Another flat spot. Buy Low...Sell High
New England Patriots -3
Saints are bi-polar. Meds aren't working. Poor bastards on the road for their 3rd week in a row....missing that jambalaya. If Belichick can bottle up Kamara, Saints will have trouble putting up points. I think he will.
Cincinnati Bengals +3
Steelers offense blows. Can't run the ball behind a crap O-Line. Big Ben pulled his titty last week. He can't get it down field anymore. Burrow can. Bengals turned it over 4 times against the Bears last week and still could have won.
Miami Dolphins +3.5
Tua out. Hallelujah. Brisket has had a full week to practice with the starters. Raiders flying high 2-0 and at home. Perfect time for Gruden to shove a screwdriver in your eye. Buy Low ...Sell High
Los Angeles Rams +1
No Antonio Brown or JPP. Brady doesn't like pressure in his face. Here comes Aaron Donald. I'll take Stafford to keep up in a shootout.
LA Chargers/KC Chiefs Over 54.5
The Chargers lost to the Cowboys last week but had plenty of chances. Kicked 3 fgs and missed one while Herbert added 2 picks. If they play better in the red zone, this one should sail over.
GL
Jacksonville Jaguars +7.5
Never ask a shitty team to win.....but Texas Tech brings its high flying offense to Florida with a 2-0 record but has bigger things to do next week against their division rival Rams. Jax hasn't gotten off of the bus. Urban is one more loss away from getting terminal diarrhea and saying fuck it.
The red raiders come out flat and squeak out this one. Buy Low...Sell High
Detroit Lions +7.5
Ravens coming off two tough games against the Raiders and Chiefs. Now they get an 0-2 out of conference contest with a bunch of guys out and a QB that has had the squirts all week. Another flat spot. Buy Low...Sell High
New England Patriots -3
Saints are bi-polar. Meds aren't working. Poor bastards on the road for their 3rd week in a row....missing that jambalaya. If Belichick can bottle up Kamara, Saints will have trouble putting up points. I think he will.
Cincinnati Bengals +3
Steelers offense blows. Can't run the ball behind a crap O-Line. Big Ben pulled his titty last week. He can't get it down field anymore. Burrow can. Bengals turned it over 4 times against the Bears last week and still could have won.
Miami Dolphins +3.5
Tua out. Hallelujah. Brisket has had a full week to practice with the starters. Raiders flying high 2-0 and at home. Perfect time for Gruden to shove a screwdriver in your eye. Buy Low ...Sell High
Los Angeles Rams +1
No Antonio Brown or JPP. Brady doesn't like pressure in his face. Here comes Aaron Donald. I'll take Stafford to keep up in a shootout.
LA Chargers/KC Chiefs Over 54.5
The Chargers lost to the Cowboys last week but had plenty of chances. Kicked 3 fgs and missed one while Herbert added 2 picks. If they play better in the red zone, this one should sail over.
GL
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